What a day full of SHOCK,and exploring hypocrisy

Take 1   
     
           This very morning, Puan.Kadet Polis stood infront of our queue in "dataran perhimpunan"and yelled "Boon Cheng!" right in my face,RIGHT IN MY FACE!(and I almost shit myself,or should it be "shat") I slowly looked upwards,knowing the fact that I am not reading a book nor a paper,I knew I was caught red handed.As my eyesight slowly creep upwards,from my own toes to her neck."Boon Cheng! Are you DEAF!?" she yelled again.Awww....damn I'm fxxxed...I am ready to say "No,teacher I am not" but then I saw her staring somewhere else.Huh!? So she wasn't talking to me ? Awww...pleeeeasssee...don't ever surprise me like that...perhaps I need to bring my inhaler to school in case if my asthma  happens again.(although it hadn't happen ever since Form 2)

Take 2
       "Sam,Sean and (Sushi),get outta my class"
  I was dumbfounded when I heard such words came out of my dearest tuition teacher's mouth today.Words couldn't describe how despair struck me right in the face.I couldn't think of what could I have done wrong to bring such words out of his mouth.However,I felt relieved after he said,"just joking" LOL...but the best of all has yet to come.

Take 3
   "Hey Sean,do you know that Mr.Pineapple_head and ms.Naggity are together one week ago?"
No,seriously,ms.Naggity just broke up with her boyfriend (Mr.L) like last week? or perhaps a fortnight ago?How much of a wh*re is she going to act like.She just called her ex-boyfriend her husband when she was with Mr.L and now she changed husband?Speaking of revolution,I personally think she might win the Ms.Revolution award (if there is one).Then,ahh...Mr.Pineapple_head,the one and only person who claimed that I betrayed my best friend by confessing my love last September.Who would have known he was such hypocrite,to steal one's girlfriend would be the worst thing I would have done.Anyway...Hypocrite is still a hypocrite no matter what.